If A Pit Bull Sleeps Under Your Front Porch…

You might be a redneck…

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Yeah, I was recently adopted by a sweet little female Pitbull. She had been mishandled, not well fed, and was not very trusting.

The other day she suddenly decided that if I feed her, rub her belly, and let her ride in the passenger seat, then she will love me. Unconditionally, excessively, and forever.

To make matters worse, I live in the country, on a dirt road. My neighbours ride four-wheelers at social gatherings in the front yard, and I’ve heard them say  “I’m goin’ outside to blow some s**t up….” with a dip in their lip.

I can’t make this stuff up.

Deductive Reasoning, The Law of Syllogism;

People who live in the country and have Pitbulls are rednecks.

Chuck lives in the country and has a Pitbull.

Therefore, Chuck is a Redneck.

Roll Tide Roll.

“RTR” around here, for short.

Here’s a great article on the misunderstood breed.

Mine is sweet as cotton candy.

http://thedadletters.com/2014/12/07/your-pit-bull/

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